Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (Original answers in brackets!)
1) Your name?
(Lovelle)
One of those gay things you put on the end of a cigarette that extends it, so you don't have to put your mouth on it.
"Wow, look at that faggot smoking with a lovelle! Must be French."
2) Your age?
(17)
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3) One of your friends?
(Amelia)
A crazy, awesome, loud, lovable girl. Impossible not to be smiling when around her. She lights up the entire room when she comes in. The bestest friend you will ever have.
Sometimes known as Mia or Millie.
Amelia did a crazy dance move that only she can pull off!
4) What should you be doing?
(Studying)
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and masturbate. Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
5) Favorite color?
(Cyan)
1. A color that lies between blue and green on Microsoft Paint. It's one of the blinding ones.
2. It is a company created by Rand and Robyn Miller, the creators of Myst, a popular computer game series.
1. Person 1: "What color shirt is she wearing?"
Person 2: "That color is Cyan."
2. Person 1: "Cyan is the best company ever! They created my favorite computer game series, Myst!"
6) Hometown?
(Malaysia)
The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly? Yes. Non-racist? Not always so.
The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.
7) Month of your birthday?
(June)
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!
8) Last person you talked to?
(Geraldine)
A very saucy girl whose words are misunderstood due to a groggy voice from a long night of partying.
"Say what? You sound like a Geraldine... late night?"
9) What did you last eat?
(Noodles)
1. Nice food that comes in packets labelled "Super Noodles".
2. The Offspring's lead guitarist and one of the coolest guys ever to walk upon this planet.
1. Did you eat noodles last night? I did.
2. Noodles is a guitar god.
10) Your nickname?
(May)
may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"
