#1

Carl Mann spelt rubbish as ribbish.

Oh yeah, Carl Mann said that she would like to have a dictionary by herself, since she spelt rubbish as ribbish.

See, I told you that she can colour your day up like a rainbow somewhere over the sky.

She can make you laugh like a crazy idiot who needs to go to Tanjung Rambutan even when you're feeling as if you're dying because you're upset over things.



#2

I'm super lazy to go to school.

But I must go to school to feel happy, because I've my friends there.



#3

Carl Mann said that she's a genius.

Comments?

I've no comments.

And she even said that donkeys are cuter than pigs.



#4

carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
i want to push him down the bed
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
and make him pregnant
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
but i dn hv a dick

#5

liling. says:
really ar tht u blog noe so that i wont bug u?
liling. says:
xD
Yuen nie says:
yea larrr

#6

Let me say things about...

Carl Mann!

Bitchings?

Nah.

What makes you think so?

I am going to say about how crazy she is.

She is, always, since...I started to hang out with her again after she...blah. And oh. She is always crazy.

liling. says:
seee...
i can read ur mind
muahahahahahaah
6th sense man~~
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
ur head
==
what m i thibnking now?
liling. says:
u;re the smartest?
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
no
how to grow a dick on a tree

Now, do you get what I mean?

carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
i wanna try growing a dick on a tree ler
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
then bitches can hv free sex
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
BD
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
no need to go find a guy
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
i mean sluts

Again, do you really get what I mean?

carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
bad thing is
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
trees might get HIV
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
=/
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
maybe they'd start moaning
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
and start talking
carlmann - www.carlmann.blogspot.com says:
im a genius

If you still don't get what I mean, you may jump off a building now.



#7

I think I better get going now before Yap Carmen Yap Carl Mann starts to chop my ass off just because I can't finish this post before she goes offline.



#8

My bag is back!

Labels: Miscellaneous, Random

"I didn't cry the day you moved away
I didn't think that I could feel this pain
Until I saw the stranger that was you
Whatever happened to our innocence
And the somethin' that you said about being friends
Tell me how
Help me say the words out loud"

By The Click 5.

Yep, I am sedang ber-emo feeling down lately.
I can barely breathe.
I can barely feel bubbly as before.
Just because I found out about so many things.
Or is it because of myself?
Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

P/S you-know-who-you-are:
Thanks for being there when I need you guys. I appreciate that. I love you guys to bits. Thanks for making me laugh my butt off when I feel super down as if I am dying off the next minute. Thanks for caring.

Anyway, I shan't be emo now. I've more things to care for. Eg: my school bag.

Darn it alright.

Isn't it brilliant that I decided not to bring my bag down from the bus when we reached Shalom Home? Li Ling's fiction is in my school bag. What I am worried of now is if that bus driver will not return my bag to the school or worst, he'd return the wrong bag? Gosh, will I ever see my bag again?

Dear bag,
I promise that I'll never leave you anymore. Don't leave me, after so long being with me. Please come back.

With wax,
your dearest owner.

=.=;

Anyway, I am just worried if I don't get to see my bag anymore. Sigh. The homework! Okay, die. I hope that I can see my bag, again.

Oh by the way, today is my first time visiting an orphanage! Gosh, somehow I feel sad for those kids. Some of them look happy there and some of them, not. Sigh. They're all nice and playful.

There's this little boy who burst a balloon next to the ears of Li Ling and mine when Li Ling and I were trying to take a picture together. Darn it ok. We were like, "ARR-AUU-CHH!". Yes, it's the "slower" version of ouch.

Dahlah the tempat is so terpencil, I didn't know how to tell Uncle Sulaiman the way to the place because I was talking in Minglish. Dahlah his English is all about "yes", "no", and a little bit more, it's really hard to communicate. Gah.

I think I should stop about the orphanage for now.

Oh, the concert steps is almost done. Corliss and I are really working hard on it. My part is super easy. A Primary graded student can pass the steps with a distinction I think. Most probably. I'm just worried about Min Yi. I'm drilling her with those steps and Hannah's helping me to correct her. Thanks a lot, Hannah! It's super hard, ok?

Why, you asked?

Why? 'Cause I am that smartass who just laid my lazy butt on nowhere for 7 days and when I am supposed to start seriously, I became a bullet train. It was in a total rush.

And, I get angry easily when people just stomps out of the class thrice like that without thinking whether you're her seniors or not. Darn it. Thanks to Hannah and Corliss for calming me down. And dang, that girl can act innocent. Never mind anyway. It's the past now. Like I care about that now.

Dudes and dudettes, I know I've never brag about this before; I'm going to Australia this August! Yes, without my friends. *ruff ruff* Corliss didn't know too and when she knew that I am going, she was like, "WHAT!? How can I not know about this!?" Yep, you should see her expressions. *looks at everyone and says, "ooooh"*

You know, I just like to see my friends' =.=; faces. They look cute with that face expression. They'll only show that face when someone says something lame or, me (yes, of course me) telling them about donkey. *smiles*

Oh by the way, the personality test freaked me out.



I'm a dreamer :]

And an...

Analytical Thinker (AT)

Analytical Thinkers are reserved, quiet persons. They like to get to the bottom of things - curiosity is one of their strongest motives. They want to know what holds the world together deep down inside. They do not really need much more to be happy because they are modest persons. Many mathematicians, philosophers and scientists belong to this type. Analytical Thinkers loathe contradictions and illogicalness; with their sharp intellect, they quickly and comprehensively grasp patterns, principles and structures. They are particularly interested in the fundamental nature of things and theoretical findings; for them, it is not necessarily a question of translating these into practical acts or in sharing their considerations with others. Analytical Thinkers like to work alone; their ability to concentrate is more marked than that of all other personality types. They are open for and interested in new information.

Analytical Thinkers have little interest in everyday concerns - they are always a little like an “absent-minded professor” whose home and workplace are chaotic and who only concerns himself with banalities such as bodily needs when it becomes absolutely unavoidable. The acknowledgement of their work by others does not play a great role for them; in general,they are quite independent of social relationships and very self-reliant. Analytical Thinkers therefore often give others the impression that they are arrogant or snobby - especially because they do not hesitate to speak their mind with their often harsh (even if justified) criticism and their imperturbable self-confidence. Incompetent contemporaries do not have it easy with them. But whoever succeeds in winning their respect and interest has a witty and very intelligent person to talk to. A partner who amazes one with his excellent powers of observation and his very dry humour.

It takes some time before Analytical Thinkers make friends, but then they are mostly friends for life. They only need very few people around them. Their most important ability is to be a match for them and thus give them inspiration. Constant social obligations quickly get on their nerves; they need a lot of time alone and often withdraw from others. Their partner must respect this and understand that this is not due to the lack of affection. Once they have decided in favour of a person, Analytical Thinkers are loyal and reliable partners. However, one cannot expect romance and effusive expressions of feelings from them and they will definitely forget their wedding anniversary. But they are always up to a night spent with stimulating discussions and a good glass of wine!

Adjectives which describe your type
introverted, theoretical, logical, spontaneous, rational, analytical, intellectual, sceptical, pensive, critical, quiet, precise, independent, creative, inventive, abstract, eccentric, curious, reserved, self-involved, imaginative, unsociable, determined, modest, careful, incommunicative, witty

These subjects could interest you
literature, science fiction, philosophy, psychology, mathematics, Internet, drawing/painting, astrology, spiritual things, meditation, music, writing, strategy games, politics

Oh, I didn't know. Oh well.

Li Ling! Corliss! Carl Mann! Jing Xuan! My friends from the table!

What to blog about?

Am not saying how emo I am now.

Am not going to say what has happened recently either.

Dang.

Oh!

I am currently addicted to:

Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
Vanessa Mae - Cotton Eye Joe

Why Cotton Eye Joe?

Because I think Cotton Eye Joe is funny! The beginning of the song is like...mountains? Hah?

And the lyrics for Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex is:

"If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

He came to town like a midwinter storm
He rode through the fields so
Handsome and strong
His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun
But all he had come for was having some fun

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?

He brought disaster wherever he went
The hearts of the girls was to hell broken sent
They all ran away so nobody would know
And left only men cause of cotton-eye joe

If it hadn't been for cotton-eye joe
I'd been married long time ago
Where did you come from where did you go?
Where did you come from cotton-eye joe?"

That's if, the internet is giving me the right one. AH.

It's so freaking hard to find a complete one. Every site has different lyrics =.=;

Not different. It's just they have a little difference.

Enjoy Rednex's Cotton Eyed-Joe.

Sometimes I wonder, what if I didn't bug my dad for sending me to KL when I was little. Or, what if I didn't get into WMS? And what if I didn't know Corliss, what if I don't know my 7's, what if I don't know who I know today? Who will I be? Bah.

Curiosity kills.

I shall end this post with a happy song!



P/S Li Ling: You don't need to chop my butt off anymore, right? It's long enough to survive for at least 1 month, right? :D

Labels: Multimedia, Recommendation, School, Thoughts, Unforgettable

Quote Carl Mann, "CHEH! I thought you didn't blog because you wanted to study. CHEH!"

LOL. Anyway was away for some reasons. And, I ground myself so yep, I'm grouded by myself.

Not talking about results :]

Let's move on.

I'm finally 16 last Monday and I got a lot of gifts from friends; Corliss, Li Ling, Min Jia and Carl Mann.

Jasmine is right. It wouldn't be that bad.

I'm happy to have them remembering my birthday. Oh well.

I got some pretty doll from Corliss, cute fluffy doggy phone strap from Ling, adorable dolphy dolphin soft toy, a cutely interesting birthday card and a pink pig photo frame from Min Jia and some unique paper holder thing (hah, its some decor thing) and a hand made birthday card from Carl Mann. I thought of posting those pictures up but I am super lazy to transfer it and upload it.

Yes, laziness again - typical me.

I'm finally 16 anyway.

Many things had happen in school and yep, I'd like to quote them! :D

blablabla...
Yuen May: Sharing is caring.
Azim: Yes, I know. That is why I am sharing pain with you.
Yuen May: DAMN.
Carl Mann: *out of nowhere, taking out the packet of strawberry pretzels I gave her* Do you want this?
Azim: I said, share pain, not share pink!
Yuen May: Carl Mann...why did you...*hahaha* bring that *hahaha* packet out?
Carl Mann: I thought you said want to share things?
Azim & Yuen May: Carl Mann!

Carl Mann: Stickman rules the world. I am the king, you are the queen and I shall make the stickmen to be my princes and princesses.
Yuen May: You? King? Why must you be the king? Why can't I be the king?
Carl Mann: Because I am the king!
Yuen May: It's ok. Normally husbands listen to their wives. Right, Azim?
Azim: What? That's rubbish.
Carl Mann: So I am the king!
Yuen May: Don't be such a dumbass. You will soon listen to me! Because normally the husband is afraid of his wife.
Carl Mann: No, this case is different!
Yuen May: =.=

That states that Carl Mann is blur. This is the "Carl Mann's Principle" instead of Archimedes', Pascal's or Bernoulli's.

And oh, Carl Mann said Bernoulli's sounds like something and I actually thought Bernoulli's sounds like "pandi uli" or "benda uli". Too much Tamil when I was in Puteri =/



Quote Corliss, "You have never been emo-ing ever since school started, which is a good thing."



School annual concert is on the way. I'm taking part and am Corliss's assistant. Hopefully it'll turn out good. Hm...

How to merge the ideas?



The reason why I don't emo (for now) is because I'm satisfied with what I have, although I am still hurt deep inside. And I don't emo much is also because I'm quite fed up neutral with the surrounding. And...



I don't get why holidays must end so fast =/



Finally, I would like to thank everyone who wished me happy birthday on my birthday.

And oh, thanks to Wei Meng too for writing a poem for me. Yep, you spelt my name right. I'm so touched. Thanks Wei Meng! Yep, 'cause no one did that before.



This reminds me of Yap Carl Mann.

Imaginary Paris, anyone?

Seeing this picture reminds me of Carl Mann and Li Ling eating cookies today. Yes, Li Ling was like, "YUENMAY! Buy this!" Hah.

Corliss & I :]

No?

Let's go to the spa someday to relax.

Gummy!

Colorful enough to cheer your day up?

Why? 'cause I don't know why.

'til then again! Bye hons.

I've no idea when I'll be updating but...soon.

And oh, Carl Mann is back in blogosphere again! :]





Random chat:

[10:05:27 PM] Yuen May: you know, i feel like baking carl mann
[10:05:48 PM] -Jingxuan.: i feel like cooking her
but you know my cooking skills is soooo *achem* >DD
[10:06:15 PM] Yuen May: hahhahaa please lah, we're both good at it
lets cook her when we got back to school
[10:07:03 PM] -Jingxuan.: hahaha yeshh
boil, steam?
healthy mar!
[10:07:38 PM] Yuen May: steam lah
add some vege
[10:09:28 PM] Yuen May: and...sawi
and
[10:09:34 PM] -Jingxuan.: tomatoes
[10:09:38 PM] Yuen May: spinach so that whoever eat it can become
strong like popeye
[10:09:46 PM] -Jingxuan.: ahaha.


So who wants healthy food?



carlmann says:
i m discovering new things
me genius


Now I get what you mean, Jing Xuan. She is memang perasan.

Oh well, that is typically Carl Mann.


Anyway, Carl Mann Yap, this post is dedicated to you. Ok, not really. Just a little.

Labels: Friends, School, Unforgettable