Yapcarlmann is a monyet.
This monyet lives in a pondok yang usang in Bukit Frim.
Monyet sleeps on the pondok floor in frim.
The pondok is as big as an istana.
Pondok monyet tak muat 'talok' tv.
Monyet manyak rajin; curi pisang dan angkat durian.
Setiap pagi when monyet panjat pokok to curi durian, durian falls on the head.
Every evening monyet will kacau other monyet and curi the monyet's pisang.
Frim ada banyak daun - boleh buat banyak baju free.
Baju monyet diperbuat daripada daun pisang and daun durian.
Monyet ada gucci.
Babi ada lv.
Monyet got a bag berjenama FRIM.
Orang asli tak pergi ke 'sekola'.
Monyet takes F.R.I.M. examination.
Monyet can only speak malay as the monyet are equivalant to orang asli ._.
And yet the monyet punya ejaan adalah teramat buruk and can fail in the F.R.I.M. examination.
In FRIM, there's a singer named mawi, which is an orang utan; sings like Avril Lavigne.
The monyet said that this singer uses 'fuck you' and it's manyak high class.
The 'konset' (CONCERT LAH!) was attended by 10 monyets including yapcarlmann.
They give out free pisangs which is manyak sedap to the monyets that attended the 'konset'.
The singing can die.
Monyet is very bosan and sedang kencing.
Monyet got abs, babi got fats.
Yapcarlmann is teramatlah baik.
Monyet doesn't know what is sexy.
Monyet said frim doesn't have aircond.


P/S: monyet = orang asli = yapcarlmann
Mind my language, because it's in manglish.

Labels: Random

carmie - www.carlmann.blogspot.com sent 8/30/2008 9:01 PM:
WHY LAR
carmie - www.carlmann.blogspot.com sent 8/30/2008 9:01 PM:
ALL THE PPL U LIKE OSO LAME 1

I want to know why too! Out of all people. *faints*



I quoted Carl Mann yesterday and right after reading that particular post, she came up to me and started being herself a snob. Darn. Whatever I do relating to her can bring her nose up. Can someone help me to bring her nose down whenever I quote her or something? (i bet she'll be a snob in front of me again after this)

Sigh.

WHYWHYWHY.

Seriously, I've nothing to say about carlmann.

Anyway, I'm going to sleepover at Corliss' tomorrow night. Boooo. I'm going to conquer Corliss' house tomorrow! :D



Anyway, tomorrow's Merdeka too.
& the birthday people so far are: Xiaoyun, Sookcheng.
Happy birthday yeah! (L) May you have the best birthday this year :D


Tata!

Labels: Thoughts

Yuen May: I feel honoured.
Carl Mann: ...I feel...cheated...

Seriously! I don't know what was going around in her mind.

And, I've learnt the art of poking Amos Ang.
Yes, Yap Carl Mann is my master.

&&

I think I am going for Corliss' party this Sunday. I've to go to Chong Hwa to collect cash (oooh, money baby! $$) at 7pm this Sunday. Darn it ok. And Corliss' party is starting at 4.30pm. How early can it be.

I hope I can go, because I don't want to miss it.

I'll feel bad if I can't go because she's like my buddy.



Warning: rants ahead! [yep, miscellaneous thoughts]

I don't know, but I think I don't really trust her anymore. I have doubts about her, like seriously. I don't know how to kill those doubts away. It's not that I am not trying. I am trying, but I don't think I can find out the truth anyway. I used to think I know her quite well better than the others, but in the end, I don't think I am any better than them. Things have been getting better than the beginning. I don't know what happened really. I want to know what happened.

And, I just don't get why is it him out of all people? Why him, on my birthday? There's many other days. There's many other guys, but why him? After noticing him, I felt something in my dance. Gosh.

Why are things complicated? Things are becoming more complicated. I want to help her, but her problems are WAY too complicated. I am trying. I'll try my best, because I am her friend. I want her to be happy. I'll do anything [not ridiculous or stupid] for her to be happy. According to her, she is stabbing herself. Why, because of her problems. I believe that it can be solved. It will be solved, soon, *inserts name*.

Yeah, 3 rants altogether.



Jiayeei changed her blog again.

Yep, so her current address is:

http://jiayeei.blogspot.com

relink her! :D

Labels: Depression, Rants

I'm just feeling too depressed to do anything. I feel like flying back to Perth and stay over at Ashley's for the rest of my life. I miss her dogs - Ginger & Peachy. Tsktsk.

I was screaming my eye balls out when I first reached her house because of her dogs. I left her house missing her dogs.

I'm missing Perth more than ever.

I need more time alone in Perth so I can let everything go and be happy here. I need more time...I'm not prepared to go to school, yet.

-----

Actually, I'm blogging today because I want to distract Carl Mann from reading something. I want her to read my blog instead of...*coughs*

I've nothing to update.

Oh, I know. My Perth trip. But there's too many to say and I'm feeling lazy to say something about it.

All I know is that, my bags were heavy before I came back.

I'm serious.

Before:



Yes, it's that striking pink suitcase. Contraaaa.

After:



Gosh, those handcarry weren't light! Now my arms hurt. Muscle cramps I think? Lactic acid is produced...something like that? I don't know! (Fine Carlmann, I'll shuttup now. You'll ask me to shuttup if I say something like that. I know you.)

I like the shopping centres there. I prefer Karrinyup to Whitsfort.

Whitsfort:



Karrinyup:



I think Karrinyup looks more like Sunway Pyramid. No?

I like Perth.

Boo boo.

When I've uploaded all the pictures in Facebook, I'll link the URL for the albums.

Oh! That got me an idea! I'll create a new column on my sidebar for my photo albums :D So check it often yeah? So...I won't be blogging about my trips or events anymore. I'll let pictures do their job.

Random thought at the moment: Carl Mann thinks that I'm a bullet train.

Today is the last day for this break. Sigh. I want more. At least another week, so I can let things go. Dang. When I am on the way of letting it go, school has to start; at the wrong time. *sweat* Why oh why. *starts whining*

I feel like eating now.

I ate chocolate fondue at my uncle's place yesterday. T'was his birthday so I went over to his place. Ahem. I bet Carl Mann's facial expression changed now. CHOCOLATE, CM!

Oh yeah, I forgot. I got kangaroos.

Carl Mann said I was raping it.
Jasmine said I was abusing it.
And in the end, Jasmine and Carl Mann made me feel like killing the roo.

Carl Mann demanded for chocolates; which I got her something else.
Jasmine demanded for a kangaroo; which I got her something else too.
Corliss demanded for nothing :D :D
Min Jia demanded for something; which I got her a koala keychain.
Li Ling demanded for a souvenir; which I got her nothing something.

Random thought at the moment: I am addicted to "I Don't Want To Be In Love" by Good Charlotte. Yes, I am dedicating this song to CM. Aren't you honoured, CM? :D

I have nothing in particular to say. I'm running out of things to say. Yes, in fact, I don't wanna say sometimes. & for that, Ashley said I'm an anti-social and a shy person. Excuse me, Ashley.

I think that's all for today.

My love:




Goodbye.

Labels: Depression, Miscellaneous, Random, Traveling And Events

im going to miss everything here. i so dont want to leave!

im going to miss fremantle, karrinyup, dark light, whitfort, kings park, hillarys, aqwa, sacred heart college, fish and chips, aunt melba's cooking, hayley, ashley, uncle stephan's lame jokes, jay jays, ashley/hayley doing my hair, ginger, peachy, australian money, the bloody cold breeze/air, ashley and hayley arguing, the heaters, ashley's room, padbury, ginger jumping on me whenever i come back from some place, etc.

gosh.

its sad ok.

i feel like crying. but i shall not cry to show yap carl mann that am strong :D

i'm not like her! :3 right, carlmann?

i'll blog about this trip later, when i feel free because i've more than 700 pictures to upload. like seriously.

perthhhhh is really nice. its very quiet. i freaked myself out on my first night here because it was very quiet when i was supposed to be asleep. there's no sound at all. it was creepy. so i couldn't move about and i just fell asleep like that. as i said, i freaked myself out ._.

yeah carlmann. yeah corliss. yeah everyone. laugh at me then ._. i swear its super creepy because its super quiet.

sigh.

leaving tomorrow.

will reach kl at 10.10pm.

and i am going to the perth mint and museum tomorrow before i depart. my bags are super huge i tell you. i mean not huge. they're super heavy. argh.

Labels: Traveling And Events, Unforgettable

yes i am in perth now.

don't miss me!

my host family is nice, really.

i'm going to the marinas and aqua tomorrow.

wheeee.

Labels: Traveling And Events

Since Jia Yeei said I've never blogged about her before.

Now, I will.

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
i'm stalking you by the way

Yuenmay, says:
ish
ish
jia yeei is stalking me
eh i should feel honoured
._.

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
HHAHAHHAHA
why
i'm not that important
ish
you dont even talk bout me in your blog
ish
=p

Yuenmay, says:
fine i shall blog about you NOWWW
:D
ahahahaa
a short one

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
hhahahah
yer
after you talk bad bout me
hahahha

Yuenmay, says:
ish
FINE
i'll talk bad about you then ._.

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
HAHHA
what
whyyy

Yuenmay, says:
you laaaa

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
what meeeeeeeeeeeee
sorrry
=/

Now you know why I've another post today! It's because of Jia Yeei.

She even said that I don't update my blog often. Who said so right?

Her prove is:

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
awww
you dont blog much lo

Yuenmay, says:
i did
i dooooo

Jiayeei . Elizabeth says:
not
august 9 then august 13
see

Seriously lah, I've nothing to say about her. I really got tangled up when I talk to her because I don't know how to untangle myself from Jia Yeei's words.

Guess what!?

She'll come back to Malaysia in December just to see me! See, she's super nice hor?!



Jia Yeei, you better bring back some yummy chocolates all the way from Melbourne when you're coming back here in December because I just blogged about you today. And yes, you're the highlight of today too.

Labels: Friends

I think it's the stress that made me frustrated for 2 days. Yeah, what am I stressing about.

It was the homework!

Yes, I've done it all in 2 days.

In total, I spent about...5-6 hours doing all. Madam Leong gave a lot of Add Maths problems that I gave up after 6 questions. Yes, I was that annoyed already. But thank goodness I get to finish it before I leave tomorrow.

Bye friends.
Bye Malaysia! :D (as if i am leaving forever ._.)
Bye mamak stalls (U) (i wanted to camp at the mamak stall every night but oh well)
Bye laptop :(
...I think I better stop saying bye because this list will go on forever if I don't stop.


Love makes me insane.

I've pack everything. Hopefully I won't leave anything behind.


....seriously....I don't know what I did...

Anyway people, happy holidays!



No, Jasmine, NO, I'll not bring back a huge butt kangaroo back for you! :D I'll let you be terasa, until you agree to come to KL to see me!

Labels: Depression, Thoughts

Today's the last day for this term. Gosh, time has passed so fast ever since the 2 weeks break in June. There's another approximately 11 weeks of school then it'll be the November break!

I don't want this year to go so soon.
Seriously.
I'll miss this year.
In fact, I don't know what I currently want.

I'm scared if this feeling will not fade. I'm scared if I can't let go. I know he's just a crush, but, I'll try to.



I don't know how I am feeling now.
Amos said I'm a deep person.
Dang.

Oh, Carl Mann, Li Ling and I camwhored at the LRT station yesterday! T'was Carl Mann's idea of camwhoring at the LRT station since we missed the first Sri Petaling train and there's no one at the platform!


I swear that we were trying to act cute!


Another one. Just don't ask me why we did that.

I know. We love the cameraaa.

Anyway, I like the mini muffins that the Environment Club sold last Tuesday! It's so yummy.

I heard that Xiao Yun's the baker. Yummy. I like the chocolate.

When they were so busy selling food, Amos came by to take pictures and I purposely stand in front of him and pose to annoy him.

Guess what's the result?

This:



I was joking that he should take my picture and then when I burst out laughing because he was saying something, he took that picture. I know I look super...weird.

Dang.






Oh yea people! Who wants to see Carl Mann!? If you do want to see her, then you can proceed reading on this post.






Random statement: Ashley phoned me all the way from Australia!

Labels: Depression, Friends, School

Day 1; aka first day :D

We left after lunch for Port Dickson. You should see how we cramped into an Alphard. There were...10 of us including me, my brother, mother and father.

On the way, we sang some oldies! We as in Geraldine, Jasmine, Jane, Kumuta, Wee Ru, and Katherine. Joyce didn't follow us because she had something or like that.

I swear we did. We sang..."I Can't Take My Eyes Off You", etc. Songs like that. Unfortunately, we annoyed my brother because he's like the only guy among us and, I admit that we were noisy. And Geraldine said that "I Can't Take My Eyes Off You" shall be our theme song so we sang it repeatedly.

They even updated me with latest gossips of Puteri. Lol. It's like...heaven all the way.

All of us helped each other with carrying things and all. I brought Monopoly and Jane brought Twister.

All of us brought big bags too. That's why we had problems with the seating. Poor Wee Ru had to sit on the floor with the bags. I love you Wee Ru! :D

And somewhere on the way, we decided to eat lollipop to kill time as well. So all of us were eating lollipop and my dad pulak terasa, lol.

Not in order:


That's them, going insane.

Poor Wee Ru. Anyway, she doesn't look like she's a poor-thing right? Oh well. That's typically Wee Ru. She seldom goes emo.


Sexy view! (L)

Don't ask me why we were camwhoring in the toilet. We were actually amazed with the fact that there's air-conditioners in the toilet. We were practically freezing.

Some welcome drink?


Kumi & Jas; lovers in...Avilion? Jas curang-ed! Jane was right, Jasmine. You bercurang!

Jasmine & Katherine.

The bed.

The balcony.



My happy foot! :D

Jasmine, Geraldine & her roasted anchovies.


._.

Wee Ru & the lollipops.

Wee Ru was getting all intimate with Kumutaaaa.

Jasmine & I. We miss taking pictures together.

After Joyce arrived, we all rushed to the beach!







After our dinner & so-called food shopping...(we camwhored because we thought Kumuta will be leaving on the next day, but...oh well)


Our 3 days 2 nights junk supply!

Twister?

Emo?



We were trying to be lalas. If you realize, there's 8 different poses. In the end, we gave the most lala look-a-like position to Kumuta! *applause*


Hearts.

Day 2; aka 2nd last day

I was so lazy to wake up until Katherine whacked me up off bed. I mean, she really hit me!

Some people heard some "malay song" the night before right before they slept. I think Jasmine was one of it.

I couldn't hear anything because I became a pig already. Jasmine thought it was Wee Ru's phone so she went and dismantle it. After for a short while, it is heard again and all of them covered themselves with blanket over their head. Jasmine called Kumuta and Kumuta ignored her. Kumuta was freaked out I guess.

Then we swam and etc. As usual. Its what you normally do when you live by the sea. Then, in the afternoon, they attempted to build some sand-castle but in the end it didn't work. I don't know what happened actually because Wee Ru and I went and change into our swimsuit. When we came back, we saw "SMART tunnel" with a river made of sea sand.

Then at night, we went for karaoke! :D

We camwhored again, as usual!

Pictures again, at no order:




(Hey Carl Mann, imagine that *ahem* is there with me wei!)

I seriously don't know what happened.










Quote Jasmine, "i love going for sleepovers with Jane because we get to see Jane in her various cute pajamas". So true wei. She's super cuteee.


Day 3; aka last day/leaving day

All of us didn't want to leave. I was saying that I don't mind staying at Avilion for the rest of my life! Gosh, I wonder if I can do that.

We didn't take pictures because we didn't even have the mood.



My dad sent them home after that.

I felt like crying, but I didn't cry. I really had lots of fun during that 3 days. Being with them made me feel like "MOM, I'M HOME!" sort of feeling. I don't know why, but I felt so.

I love you guys. Hopefully we get to go on a vacation together again!








The "i miss you feeling" comes whenever I look at those pictures we took.

Labels: Traveling And Events, Unforgettable