Yapcarlmann is a monyet.
This monyet lives in a pondok yang usang in Bukit Frim.
Monyet sleeps on the pondok floor in frim.
The pondok is as big as an istana.
Pondok monyet tak muat 'talok' tv.
Monyet manyak rajin; curi pisang dan angkat durian.
Setiap pagi when monyet panjat pokok to curi durian, durian falls on the head.
Every evening monyet will kacau other monyet and curi the monyet's pisang.
Frim ada banyak daun - boleh buat banyak baju free.
Baju monyet diperbuat daripada daun pisang and daun durian.
Monyet ada gucci.
Babi ada lv.
Monyet got a bag berjenama FRIM.
Orang asli tak pergi ke 'sekola'.
Monyet takes F.R.I.M. examination.
Monyet can only speak malay as the monyet are equivalant to orang asli ._.
And yet the monyet punya ejaan adalah teramat buruk and can fail in the F.R.I.M. examination.
In FRIM, there's a singer named mawi, which is an orang utan; sings like Avril Lavigne.
The monyet said that this singer uses 'fuck you' and it's manyak high class.
The 'konset' (CONCERT LAH!) was attended by 10 monyets including yapcarlmann.
They give out free pisangs which is manyak sedap to the monyets that attended the 'konset'.
The singing can die.
Monyet is very bosan and sedang kencing.
Monyet got abs, babi got fats.
Yapcarlmann is teramatlah baik.
Monyet doesn't know what is sexy.
Monyet said frim doesn't have aircond.


P/S: monyet = orang asli = yapcarlmann
Mind my language, because it's in manglish.

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